Wednesday kicks off with some “breaking news” regarding Amy Schumer and Kurt Metzger, KtC explains charges versus allegations, Ant reads a few of Kurt’s posts, and then goes through some feminist feedback. 

We watch the trailer for “Hidden Figures,” learn about white/black NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson, revisit Jennifer Connelly’s tits, find out Ellen DeGeneres is a racist, Ant waxes about social media warriors, and we hear about PC painting moving. 

We learn about a Best Western firing, see a CNN fuck up, find out Univision bought Gawker, Ant reminisces on Marlin Perkins, goes through a story about Anthony Weiner’s Muslim wife, wishes he had a time machine, we see a sloppy bitch in a parking lot, and get a Johnny and Amber update