Two Texas were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, I enjoy the rodeo position best.”
Second cowboy says “I haven’t heard of that one, what is it?”
“Well, get her down on all fours, mount her from behind. Then reach around and cup one of her breasts in each hand and whisper in her ear, “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’ Then you try to stay on for eight seconds!”